| song | artist |
|---|
| A Rapid Series of Comical Noises! | David Cross |
| Although Indigent, Rural Families Have Little to Say in the Matter, Third Rate Public Education Has Kept Them Ignorant and Thus, Great Sources of Ridicule! | David Cross |
| Abortion Doctor from Hell! | David Cross |
| Austin Powers Saying "Yeah Baby" | David Cross |
| Black Stuff | David Cross |
| Certain Leaders in Government Look or Act Like Certain Pop Culture References! | David Cross |
| My Child is Enthralling, Especially When It Says Something Unexpectedly Precocious Even Though It Doesn't Understand What It Just Said! | David Cross |
| When It Comes to Jews, Behavior One Might Perceive as Obnoxious and Annoying I Present as "Quirky", but It's Okay to Joke About It Because I, Myself, Am Jewish! | David Cross |
| Women, Please Rinse Off Your Vagina and Anus! | David Cross |
| Pandering to the Locals! | David Cross |
| I've Taken a Popular Contemporary Pop Song and Changed the Lyrics to Comment on the Proliferation of Starbucks in My Neighborhood! | David Cross |
| Weathermen Have Become, for the Most Part, Obsolete! | David Cross |
| Even Though I Am in the Closet, That Won't Prevent Me from Getting Cheap Laughs at the Expense of Homosexuals! | David Cross |
| When All is Said and Done, I Am Lonely and Miserable and Barely Able to Mask My Contempt for the Audience as I Trot Out the Same Sorry Act I've Been Doing Since the Mid-Eighties! | David Cross |
| My Immigrant Mom Talks Funny! | David Cross |
| Flying on a Mexican Plane | David Cross |
| Sex on the Internet??!! | David Cross |
| Fake Tits / Real Beer | David Cross |
| Spiderman vs. Batman vs. Wonder Woman on the Rag | David Cross |
| Monica Lewinsky and the Three Bears | David Cross |
| Phone Call from a Cranky Terrorist | David Cross |
| My Daughter's First Date | David Cross |
| Shaving the Pope's Pussy | David Cross |
| My Wife's Crazy! | David Cross |
| "You Go, Girl!" | David Cross |
| Goodnight Assholes! | David Cross |
| Lunch with Frankenstein | David Cross |
| Socks and Shoes | David Cross |
| Diarrhea Moustache | David Cross |
| If Baseballs Had AIDS on Them | David Cross |
| Me and Drugs | David Cross |
| Silly Religious Crazies | David Cross |
| Really Silly Religious Crazies. I Mean, Double, Triple Crazy!! | David Cross |
| Where We Are Now Back In September '09 | David Cross |
| That One Show About Drugs and Stuff | David Cross |
| I Can't Get Beer In Me... | David Cross |
| ...Or Worse | David Cross |
| If You Care | David Cross |
| Lesson Learned | David Cross |
| Opening Song (The Sultan's Revenge) [Live] | David Cross |